I’m Mediocre man
Almost made that jump across those buildings
Hanging on there and way to proud to yell for help
Thank you anyway, almost saved the day
And once again they got away

But this is going to be the day
No longer going to sit around and let them win
I’m gonna make it work here if it kills me and breaks my heart
I’m going to make it work here in New York City
So beware villains Mediocre Man is mad
Better watch your back
No longer will they get away from me

Stand down villain
Mediocre man is here
Better start to run
But I’m going to get you this time
No longer will they get away
And I won’t let you down